But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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