Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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