he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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