i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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