Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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