fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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