sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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