Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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