I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
