The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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