I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
our cab driver is having phone sex.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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