TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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