So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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