jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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