Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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