Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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