I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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