You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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