I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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