Having a random hookup so left but love u
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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