he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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