Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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