He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We are two peas in an std pod
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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