You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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