dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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