I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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