I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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