it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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