Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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