i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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