i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the day after is always just damage control
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Randomize
