brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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