That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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