is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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