"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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