I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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