i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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