His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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