If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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