and i looked up. we had an audience...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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