I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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