I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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