problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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