He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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