Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
