I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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