I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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