she looked like the before picture.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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