Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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