I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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