I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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